Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a VW bug? A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back == Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? A: Footprints in the butter. == Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge? A: Two sets of footprints in the butter. == Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge? A: Can't get the fridge door closed. == Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge? A: There's a VW bug parked outside it. == Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge? A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge. A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's! == Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge? A: Open door, get two VW's out, put tarzan in, close door. == Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge? A: You can hear tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO == Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan! == Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle? A: The fridge isn't not large enough to hold them all. == Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A: Depends on the number of elephants. == Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW bug discover? A: The sun roof. == Q: The Lion (Animal king) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why? A: They were stuck in the VW bug. == Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug? A: None, the elephants are in there! I know, I know....very corny.
Loren R. Knapp
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