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Heard any good Volkswagen jokes lately? Here's one...

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.


The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Beetle says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a king-size bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Beetle are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
 
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The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a KING-SIZE installed in my Rolls." 

"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT ????"


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Q.  What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

A.  Farfromthinken


Q.  How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen?

A.  Two in the front, and two in the back.


Q.  How do you fit five elephants in a Volkswagen?

A.  Two in the front, and three in the back.


Q.  How do you fit six elephants in a Volkswagen?

A.  Silly, you can't fit six elephants in a Volkswagen.


Q.  How do you fit seven?

A.  Three in back, two in front and two in the glove box.

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AAAh but do you know how to fit four giraffes in a vw? (you have to give me an answer or the joke won't work)
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I have no idea...


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Dunno.  How do you fit four giraffes in a Volkswagen?


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well, you're supposed to say two in the front and two in the back. Then I say no way silly, you have to take out all of those elephants first. it works great on 6 year olds.
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That proves that 6 year olds are smarter than us....

What does a Beetle have in common with an elephant?


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I dunno, Wayne.  What does a Beetle have in common with an ellephant?


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They both have the trunk in the front.


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Oooh... groan!  Ha!  Ha! 


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A little old lady was driving her VW beetle when she experienced some trouble...it died right there!  Well, she managed to get her vehicle out of traffic, got out via driver's door,  proceeded to the front of the car, and raised the "hood".  While she stood there looking, another elderly lady pulled up...also in a VW Beetle...and offered some assistance.

"What's wrong?" the second lady asked the first. "I seem to have lost my engine!" replied the first lady. 

"OH! How lucky", exclaimed the second lady. "This car just happened to come with a spare one in the trunk!".


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Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a VW bug?
  A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
  == 
  
  Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
  A: Footprints in the butter.
  ==  
  
  Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
  A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.
  ==
  
  Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
  A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
  ==
  
  
  Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
  A: There's a VW bug parked outside it.
  ==
  
  
  Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?
  A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge.
     A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
  ==
  
  
  Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
  A: Open door, get two VW's out, put tarzan in, close door.
  ==
  
  
  Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
  A: You can hear tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
  ==
  
  
  Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
  A: You can't, silly.  There is only one Tarzan!
  ==
  
  
  Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
  A: The fridge isn't not large enough to hold them all.
  ==
  
  
  Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
  A: Depends on the number of elephants.
  ==
  
  
  Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW bug discover?
  A: The sun roof.
  ==
  
  
  Q: The Lion (Animal king) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all
     of them showed up except the elephants.  Why?
  A: They were stuck in the VW bug.
  ==
  
  
  Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug?
  A: None, the elephants are in there!

I know, I know....very corny. 

 

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I must have missed something about the elephants. But I know how to fit five giraffes in a vw, Two in the front and three in the back of a vert or rag top vw.

Two bugs are parked side by side in parking lot on a hot summers day. One bug turns to the other bug and says, dam, it's getting hot out here. The other bug turns and says, holy crap, a talking beetle!!.

 

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